Here’s a few guidelines to help you create a Twat Website.
If you want to create an ‘Is A Twat’ website, you need to be a twat yourself. So, join the Twat Club first then start twatting someone today. Obviously, these are a few guidelines to help you create the perfect ‘Is A Twat’ website.
Guidelines
Once you become a Twat Club member, you have freedom to be creative on our network. Although creating a website on our network is simple, these guidelines will show you how to do things quicker.
01) Firstly, join the Twat Club and become a member of the Twat Network.
02) Secondly, click the Website Maker tab under the ‘Fanny Creation‘ tab.
03) Fill in the Website Maker form – your site domain should be just a name in lower case. However, it’s probably best if you hyphenate it to make it stand out more. For example, neil-kinnock. Therefore, your domain becomes neil-kinnock.is-a-twat.com. After all, he is a twat although at the time of writing, nobody has this domain. So, why not claim it!
04) Then fill in the site title as you want it to appear. In this case, we would use ‘Neil Kinnock Is A Twat’. Obviously, all you need to do now is click ‘Create Site’.
05) You should now be able to log into your Is A Twat website and finely tune things. So, go to ‘Settings’, then ‘General’. Find the part which says ‘Tagline’ near the top and delete the contents. Once you do this, you can fill in what you need to. You could write ‘And so are his looney left-wing cronies’. But again, be as creative as you like here. Then click ‘Save Changes’ at the bottom.
06) Finally, go to ‘Appearance’ then ‘Themes’ and choose the ‘Nude’ theme. You must only choose this theme as we are only allowing a single page website. But this is all you need anyway. That’s it, you are done, so now you can share your link with the rest of the world.
Promote Your Website
Congratulations, you have just made your first Is-A-Twat website. You will obviously want to share your website on places like Facebook and Twitter etc. However, we also have a Showcase to display it. But you need to tell us so we can add it. Finally, link it even further in our Twat Forum. Then, why not make another website – there’s loads of twats that need twatting!
Customising
The only other customisation we allow is to add a background image and site icon. But you can change the colour scheme. So, to customise your website, click on customise, then add an image to the background. Choose a light coloured image so as not to blot out your information about the twat. Then you can add a site icon if you so choose.
You may also change the background colour if you don’t want an image. You can only do any further adjustments with the permission of the staff.
Beaver Blog Posting
There is no real need to give any guidelines on how to submit an article on the Beaver Blog. Indeed, it is pretty much self explanatory – even the biggest, thickest twat can do this. However, if you have any problems, let us know.
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