Terms And Conditions

Last updated: May 2019

Terms And Conditions

Please read these Terms of Use (“Terms”, “Terms of Use” Terms and Conditions”) carefully before using the Is A Twat website (the “Service”) operated by Is-A-Twat (“us”, “we”, or “our”).

Your access to and use of the Service is conditional on your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms. These Terms apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use the Service of course.

By accessing or using the Service you also agree to comply by these Terms and Conditions. If you disagree with any part of the Terms then you may not access the Service. Also, please read our Privacy Policy.

Accounts

When you create an account with us, you must provide us information that is accurate. It should also be complete, and current at all times. Failure to do so constitutes a breach of the Terms. Of course, this may result in immediate termination of your account on our Service.

You are obviously responsible for safeguarding the password that you use to access the Service. Also for any activities or actions under your password, whether your password is with our Service or a third-party service.

You also must agree not to disclose your password to any third party. Furthermore, you must notify us immediately upon becoming aware of any breach of security or unauthorized use of your account.

Intellectual Property

The Service and its original content, features and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of Is-A-Twat and its licensors.

Links To Other Web Sites

Our Service may contain links to third-party web sites or services that are not owned or controlled by Is A Twat.

Is-A-Twat obviously has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content of third party websites. This also applies to their privacy policies, or practices of any third party web sites or services. You further acknowledge and agree that Is-A-Twat shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, goods or services available on or through any such web sites or services.

We strongly advise you to read the terms and conditions of any third-party web sites or services that you visit. We also suggest you read their privacy policies too.

Termination

We may terminate or suspend access to our Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.

All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.

We may terminate or suspend your account immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.

Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease. If you wish to terminate your account, you may simply discontinue using the Service.

Rules

In addition to the rules below, the Terms And Conditions here are for the entire network. Indeed, these rules include a few guidelines which you need to agree to before you join the Twat Club. They also apply to the Twat Forum too.

01) Firstly, you must not promote hatred towards any individual or groups of people.
02) Secondly, we don’t allow porn. However, legal adult images are acceptable if you must.
03) John Brown might be a twat, but its probably best not to personally identify the idiot. After all, there’s loads of John Browns in the world, but we all know who you mean.
04) You can make as many Twat Websites as you need but you can’t modify the format. In other words, you can only use the theme that we supply. Obviously, do not attempt to modify the theme because we monitor these things regularly.
05) Don’t argue with any staff member in any shape or form. We might be twats, but we have a lot on our plates by running things.
06) By joining the Twat Club, you agree to all the Terms and Condition, these rules and all other information pages on the Is A Twat Network. Indeed, please take note of the termination conditions above.

Disclaimer

In brief, your use of the Service is at your sole risk. Moreover, the Service is provided on an “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” basis. The Service is provided without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied. This also includes, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement or course of performance.

Governing Law

In effect, these Terms shall come under and in accordance with the laws of Luxembourg. Also, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights. If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable by a court, the remaining provisions of these Terms will remain in effect. These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us regarding our Service. They also supersede and replace any prior agreements we might have between us regarding the Service.

Changes

We reserve the right, at our sole discretion of course, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. If a revision is material, we will try to provide at least 30 days notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change is obviously at our sole discretion.

By continuing to access or use our Service after those revisions become effective, you are obviously agreeing to the revised terms. Therefore, if you do not agree to the new terms, please stop using the Service, fuck off and be a twat elsewhere.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us without delay.

Twatting Terms And Conditions

Before you set out on your twatting missions, you must read the information above or get twatted by our moderators. Our policies here on the ‘Is A Twat Network’ are fair, but necessary. So don’t be an ignorant cunt, be a wise Twat instead.

These Terms apply to the mother site here and the Twat Forum.