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Alex Salmond Denies Attempted Rape This man, Alex Salmond, was charged with two counts of attempted rape, nine counts of sexual assault, two of indecent assault and one breach of the peace during the brief hearing in private. Those are pretty hefty charges you must admit but he is saying they are n...

Never mind the Buzzcocks, Pete Shelley died

He died of a suspected heart attack at the young age of 63.
Sad news indeed and this lad wasn't a twat but a good lad.
RIP

Who picked the forum twats?

As it says on the tin really, who picked the twats that's all over these forums?
I am not complaining its just that I could have done better
So why was I not asked to choose a twat then?

The Insult Game Rules of this insult game are going to be simple. You must make an insult against the next poster. It's best to do it this way because if you were to insult the previous poster, they may take offence :lol: So, I will start this game off by insulting the next poster in a mild manner....

Ah come on, Jo Brand!

Do I really have to stare at this twat every time I post in the twat lounge.
Only kidding
The twat makes me sick but she brings out the bad in me so well done to the team who put her there

My first joke on the Twat Forum

I really hope you are all ready for my joke.
Are you sure you are ready because its a good one?
OK let me tell you it.
Diane Abbott Told you it was a good joke

This is a fucking sad thread

I just thought I'd be a bit of a twat and post a fucking sad as fuck thread.
Anyone else sad as fuck?

Well, Donald Trump hasn't lost much ground in the midterm elections in the USA.
However, the media are going to make a big deal out of the small losses.
Saying that, he has made some gains but you won't hear this much on the TV.

Is Dianne Abbott Is A Big Twat

Can anyone argue against my view that she is?
Mind you, if anyone does they will look like a complete fucking idiot
I have included a poll so you can vote on the matter.

Honestly, Dianne Abbott really deserves a right good old fashioned twatting.