Would you love to twat Tony Blair?

[Tommy Twat]

Would you love to twat Tony Blair?

I can't add any more to this question really as it is self-explanatory.
So, would you like to twat this creepy idiot?

[Sharon]

Yes, he certainly would get twatted if he was to pop in my local, they hate him round here.

[Lily]

He needs a good twatting mind.
Or send him to Afghanistan, that would do the trick.

[Julie Twatface]

He needs a good twatting mind.
Or send him to Afghanistan, that would do the trick.

^ This please.

[Dopey Twat]

He wouldn't dare walk into a pub

[Frogger]

Can I not twat him with an egg

[Twatster]

Can I not twat him with an egg

Twatting is an art, so if you are artistic with eggs why not.

[Sharon]

I'd slap the twat with my handbag.

[Lily]

I'd slap the twat with my handbag.

Only if there's a brick in it, I hope